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Ten Reasons to Date a Nurse

Ten Reasons to Date a Nurse

NursingLink Editor

February 14, 2008

Users on Facebook, the ultra successful social networking site, virtually given birth to a new user-generated genre: the “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date an XYZ (name of your profession goes here) List.”

Lists have been published on the site for Why You Should Date a Single Mom, a Geek, a Wrestler and hundreds of other categories. Not to be outdone, the medical professions have also posted “Ten Reasons Why You Should Date: a Physician, a Physical Therapist, an EMT, and other medical professions.

Nurses, of course, have their ten reasons. Here is one Top Ten Reasons You Should Date a Nurse List, courtesy of a group on Facebook:

1. They can help you get over a hangover or sickness.

2. Bedbaths!

3. The uniform.

4. They are exposed to so many xrays, it’s like a form of birth control.

5. You will never need to buy condoms, paracetamol, toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

6. They know how to handle bodily fluids!

7. Nothing shocks a nurse, they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger!

8. They won’t be disgusted by your toilet habits.

9. They are experienced in manual evacuation when you are full of you know what.

10. They know how to handle the human body.

Have another Top Ten Reasons list to share with us? Post it in our discussions on Nursinglink.com.


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    pezzy

    about 1 month ago

    270 comments

    cute
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    akemmlovechild

    2 months ago

    2 comments

    I am sending this to my boyfriend. This is to funny. For the lady who made the comment about the scubs, I don't know where you get your scubs but Uniforn Advantage and a few other uniform stores has the cutest scubs and shoes. They have very nice supplies for the medical field. You should visit sometime.
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    mashell4

    2 months ago

    406 comments

    That's cute
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    hjoeljohnson

    2 months ago

    78 comments

    #11. Other professionals may leave early but a Male nurse stays on the shift until the job is done!
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    jenniferblackbear

    2 months ago

    6 comments

    pretty cool
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    EvangelisticSistah

    2 months ago

    60 comments

    kind of funny
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    myriamto

    2 months ago

    4 comments

    These are not the best reasons to date a nurse, but the article makes a good joke. We as nurses have become an "item" instead of seeing us as human beings. We are no longer respected or appreciated for what we are. Companies and Hospitals alike just see in us a mean of making money. They should provide better work enviroments and more comprehensive packages; not to mention the patient-nurse ratio. Dating a nurse???? The best thing any one can do because we are compasionate, caring and loving. The rest is mere fiction.
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    irishgyrl

    2 months ago

    52 comments

    That is hilarious!
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    naughtynurse

    2 months ago

    2 comments

    want the best sex in the world. heterosexual nurse on nurse. been there done that with the human body, never get tired of what the human body in capable of, the sky is the limit!!
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    momofboygirltwins03

    3 months ago

    14 comments

    LOL This is great!
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    justinenursing

    3 months ago

    226 comments

    funny so true we are the best over all :)
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    cay

    3 months ago

    2 comments

    hahaahahahha
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    cessy

    3 months ago

    2 comments

    its true nurses know how to do it best
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    prezzy2007

    3 months ago

    12 comments

    OH YEA! these are some of the reasons I love my major.
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    flutter95

    3 months ago

    2 comments

    have they really seen the scrubs we wear?? I dont see where they are any where near flattering to a figure. The rest of it I agree with tho

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